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13.06.2025 00:45

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Can you list every album you have ever listened to?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What transforms the philosophical intellect?
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why does a narcissist act like it's nothing when they hurt you?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Do you consider yourself pretty?
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Still no good
Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Next, they tried...
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