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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 00:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

Can you list every album you have ever listened to?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What transforms the philosophical intellect?

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

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Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why does a narcissist act like it's nothing when they hurt you?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Do you consider yourself pretty?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Can CCTV cameras be integrated with other sensor technologies for enhanced security solutions? If so, how?

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

Still no good

Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

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